My whole family
Loves "Three's Company"
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV

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Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV Guide with me

"MASH" and "All In The Family"
"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R.F.D."
I will always be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'll be
"Wheel" and "Jeopardy"

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Well, I'm in such ecstacy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a boob tube devotee

Think I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV

Love "The Partridge Family"
And "Dynasty"
And "Laverne & Shirley"
And "Hard Copy"

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("MASH" and "All In The Family") (I know just what too see)
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(I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee) (I know what's on the tube)
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(Forever I will always be) (I know just what to see)
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(Watching my TV) (I know what's on the tube)
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(Think I'm losin' my sanity) (I know just what to see)
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